Lyrics

Oh Boy I didn’t see that coming
Wasn’t looking for love so I never found it
But I am so famous and single and Confounded. How?

Oh Boy I didn’t See it coming
Running like the winded but no pun intended
There is no happy ending
When you get offended now

There is no Damsel in distress
Is there an anvil over my head
I’d prefer a piano instead

I can’t handle this whole mess
I can’t cancel what I said
Times up you shit head
Rocks are ahead

“Cancel and Regretal”
I can’t go on your trip
I’ve lost the bread crumbs
And we can’t insure it
For 15 minutes or so
I’ll have to lay low
Until they forget
Now that’s unforgivable (unspeakable)

I think I’ll keep on sobbing
As the woke mob keep robbing me blind
When did folks get so unkind?

Boy I didn’t see it coming
Running like a freight train
I’ll keep chugging away
I’ll be back like (Louie) CK
I’m okay

Is there a bullseye on my back?
Am I a real life Balzac?
Covered in crosshairs and Cognac

I’ll let the masses choose my fate
As they decide if I was (just) good or great
Digitally prostrate

I’m so canceled
I am so damn sick
When they turn on you, quick
Make the white lighter a Bic
I can’t quite pin down
Where things went south
To get these Leftys (Babes)
Foaming at the mouth

The show is canceled
Return your tix
The stage was the wrong place
To “Whip It”
For 15 minutes or so
I’ll have to lay low
Until they forget
Now that’s unspeakable

I need another session penciled in
Scheduled for me to be shut in
I know I am no Jim
I know I’m no Mr. Morrison,
But I want my jollies in the sun
Wasn’t this supposed to be fun?
I’m not having any fun